Well, the aforementioned advert. During the course of the next year, she keeps a video diary — and gives it to her husband as a way of showing her gratitude. Any sort of utensil, no matter how expensive. A woman covers her eyes in anticipation of a special present from her husband.
Who made the bed every day? Pappu — Nahi pagal, Mera panis itana lamba nahi hain.
I am told that men suffer similar teeth-grinding moments when presented with a Bullworker bicep-trainer or muscle-vest. But the more I gazed at the salmon-pink thing encased in plastic packaging, the more it blanketed my spirits in gloom.
Cosmetic surgery vouchers. I would never have forgiven my husband if he had done such a thing. A few years ago there was a very desi non veg sex jokes in Perth film doing the rounds on YouTube called The Doghouse.
BV: Sharma k! Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta desi non veg sex jokes in Perth ho raha tha. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Sardarni: Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
One Christmas, however, he bought me a hideous, battery-operated thing similar to a long-handled back brush, only with a vibrating pad at the end rather than bristles so I could massage my back and shoulders myself. Any sort of utensil, no matter how expensive.
Worst of all, I suspect, is to be given some hideous game, hobby or experience that only the giver wants. Raat ko kamre ka lock kharab hogaya tha… Biwi ne torch li aur mujhe sath lekar lock theek karne chali. But perhaps more importantly, it completely misunderstands the point of presents.
One American comedian, Eva Victor, has made a parody of it which ends with her serving her husband divorce papers.